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jodyrobots:

aquaman you dumbfuck

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khaleesikun:

WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:

  • HAIRLESS
  • NATURAL
  • STUNNING EYES
  • SHORT
  • A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE
  • image

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svveden:

bunnyhoodlum:

i sit on the computer for like 12 hours a day lmao

thats terrible u should try a chair

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lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful
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bellaruska:

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mayrlynray:

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thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

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chemomantic:

just gonna leave this here

chemomantic:

just gonna leave this here

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bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

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braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

wtat

what the fuck

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realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

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lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful
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wakemeupwhenmylifeends:

bacardiacs:

dirtycartunes:


Azurian Husky -
The Azurian Husky is a rare breed of husky found in some places in Russia, but mainly in Alaska. It’s most known for it’s brilliantly blue-grey pigmented fur that is a result of years of select and inbreeding. Professional breeders of Azurian Huskies have related the strange fur colour to the skin disease Argyria, though it does not affect the skin of the dog. However, Alaskan government has recently put a ban on breeding Azurian Huskies after several cases of dogs being murdered for their unique coat, Russia has yet to adopt the same law. [x]


wtf

I’ve been living in Alaska since I was born and I have never seen or heard of these. Hahaha.

~RARE~ R A R E

wakemeupwhenmylifeends:

bacardiacs:

dirtycartunes:

Azurian Husky -

The Azurian Husky is a rare breed of husky found in some places in Russia, but mainly in Alaska. It’s most known for it’s brilliantly blue-grey pigmented fur that is a result of years of select and inbreeding. Professional breeders of Azurian Huskies have related the strange fur colour to the skin disease Argyria, though it does not affect the skin of the dog. However, Alaskan government has recently put a ban on breeding Azurian Huskies after several cases of dogs being murdered for their unique coat, Russia has yet to adopt the same law. [x]

wtf

I’ve been living in Alaska since I was born and I have never seen or heard of these. Hahaha.

~RARE~ R A R E

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ruinedxfate:

ruinedxfate:

ham-safar:

Rayhaneh Jabbari is sentenced to hang for killing her rapist in self defense in Iran. She is now 26 years old and has been in Tehran’s dreaded Evin prison since 2007. The petition for her release can be found here: http://bit.ly/1h7EP4D

UNBELIEVABLE

EVERYBODY SIGN THIS PETITION

It needs 100,000, and only has 8,000 as it stands. 

SIGNAL BOOST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS GUYS

Y’ALL NEED TO REBLOG

MADNESS I TELL YOU

THIS IS INSANE…NO NO…BEYOND THAT….

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pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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